Keepin it Live!

The Lil Ninot

2009-02-17T16:30:00.001-08:00

I found him hiding in Barcelona in a very strange place next to two flirtatious chicks.

With his Amherst degree in one hand and his sailor cap in the other, I'd say this little sport is ready to keep ish live!

A New Legend

2009-02-15T21:06:00.000-08:00

It has been less than six hours since I finished the first of many practice LSAT's that I will be taking over the next four months, so I aplogize if this post sucks...my brain is fried. My initial reaction to the test is that it isn't that terribly difficult, but I'm sure my attitude will chance once I see the embarrassingly low score it got. Some of the questions will absolutely tie your brain in knots, observe...

There are exactly five pieces of mail in a mailbox:a flyer, a letter, a magazine, a postcard and a survey. Each piece of mail is addressed to exactly of of three housemates: Georgette, Jana, or Rini. Each housemate has at least one of the pieces of mail addressed to her. The following conditions must apply:

Neither the letter nor the magazine is addressed to Georgette.

If the letter is addressed to Rini, then the postcard is addressed to Jana.

The housemate to whom the flyer is addressed has at least one of the other pieces of mail addressed to her as well.

Which of the following is a complete and accurate list of the pieces of mail, any one of which could be the only piece of mail addressed to Jana?

A. the postcard

B. the letter, the survey

C. the letter, the postcard,

D. the magazine, the survey

E. the letter, the magazine, the postcard

Good luck. I should add that this is from the Logic Games section, which I found to be kind of enjoyable. Reading comprehension was easy, and one of the logical reasoning sections took me a while, so I had to fill some bubbles in at the buzzer. Hopefully the Kaplan course I'm taking will be a sound investment.

After the class, I went of to my friend Katy's apartment to unwind. She works with me and the class is in her hood. After a few beers and some pizza, I dominated Katy and her roommate, Danielle, in some MarioKart on Wii and a trivia game called Smartypants. Once my dominance on the sticks was obvious, we settled down to watch some TV. We came across a show on MTV called Fantasy Factory starring Rob Dyrdek. I don't know that I've ever met anyone who has seen and loved Dyrdek's other show (now cancelled) Rob and Big. Fantasy Factory is basically the same show, but without Rob and Big co-star, Christopher "Big Black" Boykin. Rob works/chills in a warehouse that has been tricked out and customized to be a skateboarder's dream; skate park, foam pit, basketball hoops, etc. The absence of Big Black, Rob's best friend, body guard and partner in crime leaves Fantasy Factory with an enormous (literally) hole to fill. Consider that hole filled. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Beefy.

Yes, she? is adorable. Even more so when seen next to Meaty, Rob's other bulldog. Both dogs come from here. Seems like these people really know what they are doing when it comes to breeding bulldogs, but their website blows. Watch out for the incredibly annoying pop up videos.

Death in a Jar!

2009-02-12T06:24:00.000-08:00

Anyone who knows me well can tell you that I don't have a very diverse palette. Back in the 'Herst days, I got one meal at the diner so often that we nicknamed it "The Jones Special": a cheeseburger deluxe, with waffle fries instead of normal ones, mayo, no fruits or vegetables, and a strawberry milkshake (with the wrapper twirled around the straw, of course). If I didn't have that, you only needed one hand to count the total number of other options I would consider; and depending on the time of day (or night), that number was probably even smaller.

In the spirit of broadening my horizons, last night I decided to try pesto with my pasta (really adventurous, I know). The stuff is green, so I decided that I didn't have to check the ingredients for pork (my body rejects and ejects all things pig...really far). I took a healthy helping and mixed it in with the noodles, took a bite, and yum. I was pleasantly surprised at the taste. About 30 seconds later, the itching started.

It started with my tongue, then my lips, then my throat, then my inner ears. Lots of itching going on. As my head start to involuntarily tremor, I decided to look at the ingredients. My wonderful German lessons helped me recognize that cashews were in the sauce. Most nuts have that effect on me (pause) but at least I kept it live.

-Brandon

We Suck At Blogging, but We Know How to Party

2009-01-06T21:55:00.000-08:00

As you can see, we were one man short of a full blown reunion, but I assure you that did not stop us from Keepin'-it-oh-so-live. On behalf of my associates and I, Happy New Year! Hope everybody had a fun and safe holiday season. Serious shout out and congrats to Tom and Debbie.

The Star Spangled Banner pt.2

2008-10-29T20:03:00.000-07:00

One thing that I have really missed since I have left my home in the United States is the Star Spangled Banner. It is quite strange now that I am playing in Germany to not hear the National Anthem before a sporting event like I have my entire life in the US. Correct me if I'm wrong, but there is something missing when you go from warm-up's listening to "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" and go straight into your league game. There is no time to step back, take a deep breath, and remind yourself that there is a reason that this game is able to take place. I would still like to pay tribute to the German military (which one teammate of mine actually spent 6 years serving for) even if the free government is relatively young but I guess the only remedy is to repeat in my head, "God Bless the USA."

The Star Spangled Banner

2008-10-26T17:17:00.000-07:00

We are 4 games into this year's World Series, and I'm still waiting for somebody to sing a decent version of of the National Anthem. The Rays brought in the star power of the Backstreet Boys and Los Lonely Boys to sing the anthem for games 1 and 2, respectively. BSB embarrassed themselves, pretty much ending any shot they had at a comeback. Los Lonely Boys were forgettable, at best. After seeing consecutive pre-game train wrecks in Tampa, the series moved to Philly, a town with a music rich tradition. The Phillys countered the Backstreet Boys with hometown girl/music superstar Taylor Swift. Try as she might (e.g. rhinestone covered guitar and terrible vocals), she couldn't seem to embarrass herself as much as the BSB did. The game is about to start, so I'm going to cut this post short. Just know that the legendary Patti Labelle stepped up to the mic and absolutely butchered the National anthem, probably the worst rendition thus far. Go Rays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOoNgzZZLEA

Werne meets Funpark

2008-10-23T04:10:00.000-07:00

Saturday night was a night of 3 Birthday celebrations (Goldy, Trevor, and my 22nd). As Goldy explained, strategic war was the game of the night however he forgot to mention was how live we kept it. One of the strategic war players (I won't say names) somehow found his way into a state of silence. One very similar to the character "E" from Entourage had found himself during an episode a few weeks ago. He literally wouldn't talk for an entire 2 and a half hours and so rightfully so he was dubbed E for the entire night. We played strategic war, he didn't talk. We played a game of darts, didn't talk. We walked to Funpark where this guy somehow broke his drink card, and he still didn't talk. He even ordered a doner without talking. I had never experience this kind of liveliness before but I must admit I was quite impressed. Here's to you E for keeping it live!

Bored? Create Your Own GAME...

2008-10-21T02:58:00.000-07:00

One thing that my roommates and I were great at throughout college was creating strange games when we were bored. Many of these had to do with alcohol, but a ton of them did not. Last weekend, Andrew, Fletcher, and myself brought a game back from our freshman year, prompting me to think about all the glorious games we created during our time at Amherst College.

This post will highlight the game that brought all the memories back for me: Strategic War. Maybe one of the most innovative games we EVER created and also one of the first. The only materials you need are a deck of cards, a bottle of whatever you like, some chasers, and a few shot glasses (ideally, one of these is a triple shot glass, also known as a glass). Normally, we played this game with 3 people but it can be played with more (I think?), but to play this game with 2 people is asking for a bit too much. The rules are simple: you play war except you get to pick which card you want to throw for every hand rather than blindly throwing out your next card.

Now, there are a few catches if an ace is thrown and a 2 is thrown, the 2 automatically takes down the ace. In every other hand, however, the 2 loses to everything. The same rule applies to a 3 and a King. A 3 takes down a King if one is thrown but nothing else besides a 2, of course. Now, a war has a major influence over the game. If the two highest cards are the same, a war ensues. Now, everyone participates in the war, however, the two players who threw the high cards get to blindly choose cards from each other as well as the other player who threw the low card while he patiently waits. After the choosing of three cards from each player, each player picks out a card to throw for the war.

This is truly where the "strategery" comes into play. Do I throw an Ace, a 2, a King, or maybe even some random middle card because I assume everyone is going to throw low? Very complex decisions to be made. After all cards have been thrown, the player with the least amount of cards in front of them has to take a shot. Now, in our infinite freshmen year of college wisdom, Fletcher, Andrew, and myself decided that this shot should be a triple shot, and that we should play with rubinhoff every night. For these reasons, after playing Strategic War, participants often looked like this - AMAZING. Just look at the various states of everyone's clothing as well as the use of indoor shades - great stuff. On a side note, this game may be the reason none of us can take vodka shots any longer while also being the reason for some of the greatest memories I have from Freshmen year, including in no particular order, the WB night, I am the most religious person in all of the world night, "Brandon your not drinking, please leave the room because you make me uncomfortable."

There is one last wrinkle in the game. After the deal is finished, everyone makes their best 5 card poker hand with the cards they have. Now, whoever has the worst hand has to take a regular shot before the game even starts, something no one wants to do, but, you also do not want to show the good cards which you have in your hand either... decisions, decisions.

This game was created freshmen year. There were many others, including Boddington's, Fetch, Snow Golf with Monster Golf clubs (the first picture in this post), that game we never named but played in La Casa with the ball that you had to juggle soccer style over the pool table, Marcus's "Drink while you Think," just to name a few. A great way to keep it live as much as possible - whenever bored, CREATE YOUR OWN GAME. If you have created your own game, please leave comments describing them. It would be much appreciated.

Man, tuition well spent if you ask me.

FEEL....THE HEAT....RAYS!

2008-10-19T22:52:00.000-07:00

Looks like I might have to take a couple more days off from work and head down to Tampa for the World Series!

Soda Club

2008-10-14T05:40:00.001-07:00

If you ever have the chance to head out to Berlin on a Saturday night, I highly recommend paying 8 euros and checking out the Soda Club. They keep things pretty live and funky over there. There are 4 or 5 stories to this place with 8-10 different DJ's playing just about anything you could want.

The hip hop DJ's are pretty good, too. They play a host of recent American music so I was excited. I mentioned that I DJ-ed some in college, and one DJ gave me his card and told me to drop him a line. You never know, I may make my international debut at some point.

Have I forgotten how to "Keep it Live?"

2008-10-09T20:59:00.000-07:00

I certainly hope not, as I will have my first real opportunity to do so since like the third grade. Just finished my first career 100 hour work week; I don't recommend them. To reward myself, I'll be taking today off from work and flying down to beautiful Tampa, FL. Big things await me back in the sunshine state. Games 1 and 2 of the ALCS from Tropicana Field (the Crown Jewel of Major League Baseball) and a Sunday afternoon game of American football at Raymond James Stadium are the highlights, but I hope to find some other chances to keep it live along the way. Should be a good weekend. Go Rays.

The 'Sterdam...

2008-10-06T04:29:00.000-07:00

I have just returned from Amsterdam. The liveness constantly occurring throughout the city is indescribable. No words could help you, the reader, understand the Amsterdam experience. My only suggestion is to go there. It surely will not disappoint. That is all.

Thank you.

- Goldy

corollary to "Congratulations.."

2008-09-29T08:54:00.000-07:00

I have to keep this quick because I have to ride my bike to practice (avoiding trollies, of course).

My team is sponsored in part by a restaurant, so we get a "free" meal after every home game. Its specialties are entrees and drinks that are huge. This includes: 1 kilo schnitzel, 30 cm (diameter) burgers, and 3 liter drinks.

Truth be told, the menu is abridged and we have to pay for our own drinks, but at least we don't have to pay for everything. Anyway, while other people tried the colossal burger, and monstrous schnitzel, I decided to get a 3 liter drink. Since I don't drink alcohol, I got water. I managed to finish it before people finished their beers. I was proud. That is until I went to pay for my drink. In case you were unaware, in Germany water costs more than beer. I knew this before I went so I was mentally prepared to pay 5 or 6 euros. I was shocked when the waitress said it cost 17 euros. Yes, siebzehn.

In college, people had alcohol funds, looks like I am going to need to start a wasser fund.

I guess that's keeping it live by some standards.

Congratulations to Zee Germans..

2008-09-29T02:25:00.000-07:00

Upon first arriving here in Germany, I was very surprised by many aspects of the German culture. On my first day here, however, one of the livest things I have ever witnessed occurred... by a 6 year old. Right after arriving at my host family's house, I was chatting with the father about the typical things when Finn, the 6 year old boy, came running towards his dad with a half liter bottle of hefeweizen. I thought to myself, wow, these Germans really know how to train their children. This guy did not even ask for a beer and his kid is running towards him with a beautiful, locally brewed hefe in the middle of a Saturday afternoon. I was impressed to say the least.

What happened next baffled me. The father opens the beer and hands it right back to his son Finn, who proceeds to run into the kitchen. By this point, I had no focus on what the dad was saying anymore, instead, curiously watching his son reach in the cabinet for a perfect looking glass mug and begin pouring the beer. Now, rather than doing the typical splashy, young, hyper-kid pour (surprising, considering this particular child was hyper as all hell) this 6 year old calmly proceeded to do something I am still learning to do myself - the Perfect Pour. I was in absolute awe as Finn tilted his glass to a 45 degree angle while slowly pouring in the beer to obtain the necessary amount of foam, all while confidently tilting his glass back into the upright position. Keep in mind, Finn is 6 years old. I turned back to his old man and decided that this guy was a damn legend and I was lucky to have him as a host dad considering his son gets him a beer and pours it perfectly at the age of six.

I glanced back at Finn to give him one last congratulatory look only to see him straight downing this monstrous beer. He looked up at me with the most ginormous foam ring I have ever seen around his mouth and gave a smile that spanned his entire face. By this point, the dad noticed my shock and coolly stated, "Non-alcoholic beer... Beer for kids!" WOWWY, if that aint Keepin It Live than nothing is.

Congratulations, Germany! You have an absolutely live generation brewing (figuratively and literally). Keep up the good work!

- Goldy

I stay live... literally.

2008-09-24T05:58:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Cottbus was bustling with cars, mopeds, trollies, and buses. If you know anything about this relatively small town, you know that that is by no means the norm on even the busiest days. Supposedly, the German Chancellor was in the mall, so there were a lot of festivities. Obviously, Nick and I had no idea what was happening.

We were riding our bikes back to our apartment when we had to brake at an intersection and wait for the light. I looked down at the cuff of my pant leg and became angry because my bike doesn't have a chain guard so my clothes stay getting dirty. (Of course Nick stays clean because his man-bike has a guard). Anyway, Nick pedaled across the street and I followed.

Mistake.

Evidently, he decided that it was now his turn to go and I (like an idiot) assumed the light had changed. Not only had the light not changed, but a trolly was coming towards me. I made a sharp U turn back on to the sidewalk with a huge cushion, but not before my tire momentarily got stuck in the grooved tracks in the pavement. Nick's man-bike also has suspension and man-tires so he just cruised nonchalantly to the other side.

Self-preservation is about as live (or alive) as it gets.

PS- I definitely would have Hancock-ed that trolley.

House or Techno?

2008-09-24T00:28:00.000-07:00

First off, I would like to apologize for the serious lack of paragraphage in my first post. As I have stated I am new at this whole blogging thing. Now, onto my next, and far more important, point of writing.

Upon arriving in Europe for an extended stay, one inevitable question comes up for every American; Is this House or Techno? A man like myself who takes pride in throwing on as many techno remixes as possible throughout late night dance sessions might feel this is an easy question to answer. However, after almost 2 months of being here, I am still struggling with grasping the differences between these so-called "genres" of music.

While walking into my first Euro club experience in Nuremberg, Germany, I had little to no doubt in one aspect of my life: there is techno, and there is everything else. I soon realized I was severely mistaken. As the large German bouncer let me in, I was quickly confronted with a haunting decision. To my left was a "House" room and to my right was a "Techno" room. "What the EFFFF?!?!" I was so flustered that the same German bouncer that let me in had to scream sweet German nothings into my ear to get me out of the doorway. Luckily, though, I remembered I had to pee. My normal bodily functions had gotten me out of another tight corner.

While walking to the bathroom with my German host-brother and his best friend, I quickly asked, "Simon, what the hell is the difference between House and Techno?" Both he and Jakob (his friend) looked at each other and giggled at the stupidity of my question. Simon quickly said something to the effect of "Well, house has words and techno doesn't." My world had been shattered. All this time, I had been listening to House instead of Techno. My favorite late night playlists were now all a farce and I began to have serious doubts in my musical knowledge. Damn you CASCADA! How could you do this to me after all the memories we had created?

After getting over my initial shock, I began to wonder what type of people would be in each room. To be honest, all I wanted to know was where people like this would be, so that I could stay the hell out of that room.

As we checked out the various rooms throughout the club, I realized that this question had no true answer. Some techno has words in it and large parts of House music have no words in it. Therefore, I did the one thing that anyone in my situation would have done, I consulted the Internet.

Later that night, I stumbled upon a truly informative site. The website http://www.innerrave.org/ describes the raving / techno experience to a feeling similar to this:

"Dance and meditation come together in the experience of absolute spontaneity! When we are completely in tune with the music, not a thought in our mind, and no idea where the next beat will take us, then we are in touch with our own spontaneous perfection. This is dance as a spiritual path to enlightenment."

I had found my answer. Now, I wouldn't exactly call good dancing spontaneous perfection, but, then again, who am I to judge? Many of you back at Amherst College know that spontaneous perfection can lead to some horrifying and awkward dance sessions, but maybe Amherst has scarred me. So, dancing to techno is a spiritual path to enlightenment, right?

Wrong! My naive mind needed more answers so I clicked onto the next page of innerrave.org only to read this:

"Any time that we have a moment of freshness is a moment of experiencing basic goodness!

Stepping in a puddle.
Recognizing an old friend.
Getting a groove on.
Anything at any time."

Now, keeping it fresh and getting a groove on sounds a whole lot like Keepin it Live. I never knew I could keep it live by stepping in a damn puddle. I guess it all depends on how you step and with how much authority you displace the water, but I will save that for another post.

In closing, I have come to the conclusion that the question of house or techno has no definitive answer. Both genres can Keep it Live at certain times and both genres can be as anti-live as it comes. But does it really matter? All you can do is be your live self and hope for the best. That's all these guys did.

And Now...

2008-09-19T05:34:00.000-07:00

What's up everyone. My name is Matt Goldsmith, but for purposes of this site, you can just refer to me as Goldy. I am new to this blogging phenomenon, but I will tell you one thing... I am extremely experienced in the art of Keepin it Live. As I Keep it Live for the next few months in Germany with Fletch, AO, Kev, and Brandon (and David does so in NYC), I will start my blogging life. I will be relaying my opinions to all of you in the states about numerous subjects. As an avid follower of this site, you can expect all sorts of stories about the shenanigans we get ourselves into, as well as the perplexing German culture which we have found ourselves suddenly thrown into. One thing is for sure, however, every post will have to do with Keepin it Live. Now, you may find yourself wondering aloud, "What exactly is this so-called Keepin it live?" To put it simply, people who Keep it Live are born with that special something that leads to a passion for all things "live." It is a universal way of life which cannot be disgraced with a label or genre. If you do not know what it is now, you may never know. You are shit out of luck and I am sorry, you are most likely at the bottom of the proverbial gene pool. However, reading this blog on a consistent basis will lead to a much more enlightened understanding of this way of life and all it entails. That is all for now with much more to come later. Have a great day and remember to Keep it Live.

- Goldy

FACE!!!

2008-09-19T05:27:00.000-07:00

So within my first week in Germany I was introduced to the term "face". A term I have yet to run into during my 12 years of playing Basketball. Nonetheless, it must have originated in the United States somewhere. The term is simple, you make a shot in front of somebody, you calmly announce "face" to your opponent as you watch your shot going in.

On September 14th, for the first time in Germany, I noticed a young 13 year old keep it live!! The player plays for our U14 team in Iserlohn, and on this Sunday afternoon his team was trailing 90-38 with 9 minutes left in the 4th quarter. This fiery point guard makes a 3 pointer and yells out "FACE" in his prepubescent voice as loud as he could while he covered his face with his hand, extended it out, and covered it again while holding it there for a good 3 seconds. The gym was filled with maybe 12 fans that consisted of parents, siblings, and more parents so the FACE call echoed through the gym with great clarity.

Fast forward 45 seconds and my man hits yet another 3 in what looks to be a little to late seeing they are down 44-92 with 8:15 left in the game. However, my man kept things so live that he sprints back on defense and pauses on the opposite free throw line only to pull out his two pistols and cool them off a little by blowing on the barrel and putting them back into their holsters. Meanwhile, the other team comes down and gets a wide open lay-up from their dominant big man who probably finished with about 40.

Ladies and gents, that's how you keep it live on the basketball court!

Re-enforcements?

2008-09-18T22:18:00.000-07:00

Pretty huge day for the blog. It seems that my original belief that I would be the only person to actually contribute to/read this blog was untrue! Matty has officially been added as an author and will undoubtedly make his debut very soon. This should increase the amount of hits, as Matt is far more popular than I am. Sounds like Brandon and Fletch are hopping on board as well, so this thing might actually take off.

Lots of things happening at work the past couple days, but I hesitate to write about it. I'm not going to turn this blog about keepin it live into a blog about me whining about work. To that end, I saw a one-legged pigeon this morning. He was on the street outside my apt just kickin it with all his pigeon homies. I've seen him a couple times before (unless there are a bunch of one-legged pigeons crusing Hell's Kitchen), but didn't spend much time thinking about him till today. How exactly does a pigeon lose a leg? Those things are so crafty and quick, but also fearless to a fault. Perhaps this particular bird got a little to close to something he should have been avoiding (human, dog, machine...who knows?). I can't imagine another pigeon could do that type of damage, but I wouldn't classify myself as an expert on the subject. Naturally, my mind wandered to the thought of capturing the pigeon so that I could outfit him with a peg leg. Pirate pigeons. If that ain't keepin it live I don't know what is.

Live From New York...

2008-09-15T21:33:00.000-07:00

It's Tuesday morning? Insomnia is a terrible thing, especially when your alarm clock is set for 7 am...yikes. Fletcher and I hatched a scheme to start up a blog that the 6 of us (Fletcher, Andrew, Kevin, Brandon, Goldy and myself) could work on together, although I'm not sure this will actually happen, as Fletcher and Brandon already have their own personal blogs going.

Reminds me of the end of jr. year, when we decided that jobs weren't in our future and began planning the website that would launch us to lives of luxury, lounging, ladies and laziness. We got pretty serious (a trip to barnes and noble for a programming for idiots book and a few "meetings"), but sadly, our dream faded away as summer arrived...

It is highly likely that I will be the only one to post here, which would be a shame since my life is by far the least interesting at this point, but somebody has to be a leader (and I'm always in the market for new ways to stay up late for absolutely no reason).

As of today, I have been working for 3 months. Turns out that working as a legal assistant (code for paralegal) at a big "white shoe" law firm in Manhattan isn't all that great. The hours suck and the work itself is mind-numbing. I'd like to say more about this, but I have to wake up in 5 hours so I can print out some documents and put them into binders.

Look at those smiling faces!

Being a paralegal must kick ass.